Bio: Easily bored, wine drinker seeks inspiring project to combat boredom and fulfill the personal need to "go big or go home". Potential projects must be able to wow the pants off non-crafty people and occasionally move people to tears from sheer awesomeness. Turn ons include uncut felt, belt sanders, and Rioja. Turn offs include restrictions on 50% off coupons and low battery life when I need to use the electric drill. Fluent in sarcasm and profanity, so boring projects need not apply.